Sunday, 31 August 2014

The Enemy of Myself is My Friend

How to get corporations to join your Alliance in EVE Online (an exhaustive list) in order of decreasing lameness:

  • Make a funny promo video
  • Plead like a child in Recruitment
  • Pathetically stalk successful Alliances trying to join them
  • Spam any other corp which spams in Recruitment with Alliance spam requests
  • Spam any CEO you see in Amarr or Jita Local
  • Create 6 corporations of your own, stocked with alts, and make them apply to your shitty alliance
  • Stalk for new Delta members list, seeking growing corps which are unaligned
  • Know some other corp and merge into an alliance
  • Siege their wormhole POS

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