Friday 11 December 2015

TF's Skunkworks: Trojan Gang

The problem you have is retards camping highsec, right? You know the ones. They just won't leave the safety of 5km of a highsec wormhole, for shits or giggles. They have pro-PVP levels of commitment and use ships such as, viz. RR Domis, Rattlesnakes, Vigilants, or a couple of HICs and a half dozen gank Brutixes or something.

Don't you wish there was a way to just crap in their tea cup? Well, look no further than the Trojan Gang!

What you'll need is a bare minimum 6 guys. You need at least 4 Trojans (if you can engineer doing 2 passes before fighting) otherwise 8 to collapse in one pass. The rest can be something like, say, dictors and tacklers to prevent easy escapes (also, of course, logi). You could even bring cloaky Logi Legions if you wished.

The non-cloaky bait fleet will jump first, followed immediately by the Trojan gang, sealing everyone in and locking down all possible escape. If you can crush in one pass, with cloaky 100MN Higgsed T3's, when your Trojans decloak you simply trash the Higgs rig and play as per normal 100MN ships.

[Proteus, Trojan]

1600mm Rolled Tungsten Compact Plates
Damage Control II
Imperial Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane
Dark Blood Energized Explosive Membrane
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

100MN Y-S8 Compact Afterburner
Federation Navy Stasis Webifier
Warp Scrambler II
Balmer Series Compact Tracking Disruptor I

250mm Railgun II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M
250mm Railgun II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M
250mm Railgun II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M
250mm Railgun II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M
Covert Ops Cloaking Device II
250mm Railgun II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M

Medium Higgs Anchor I
Medium Ancillary Current Router I
Medium Trimark Armor Pump II

Proteus Offensive - Covert Reconfiguration
Proteus Propulsion - Gravitational Capacitor
Proteus Electronics - Friction Extension Processor
Proteus Defensive - Augmented Plating
Proteus Engineering - Power Core Multiplier

[Legion, Trojan]

Damage Control II
Reactor Control Unit II
800mm Rolled Tungsten Compact Plates
Imperial Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane
Heat Sink II
Heat Sink II

Stasis Webifier II
Warp Disruptor II
Medium Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 800
100MN Y-S8 Compact Afterburner

Covert Ops Cloaking Device II
Heavy Pulse Laser II, Scorch M
Heavy Pulse Laser II, Scorch M
Heavy Pulse Laser II, Scorch M
Heavy Pulse Laser II, Scorch M
Expanded Probe Launcher II

Medium Trimark Armor Pump II
Medium Trimark Armor Pump II
Medium Higgs Anchor I

Legion Electronics - Emergent Locus Analyzer
Legion Engineering - Capacitor Regeneration Matrix
Legion Offensive - Covert Reconfiguration
Legion Defensive - Augmented Plating
Legion Propulsion - Chassis Optimization

[Tengu, Trojan]

Imperial Navy 800mm Steel Plates
Damage Control II
Imperial Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane
Dark Blood Energized Explosive Membrane

100MN Y-S8 Compact Afterburner
'Hypnos' Multispectral ECM I
'Hypnos' Multispectral ECM I
'Hypnos' Multispectral ECM I
'Hypnos' Multispectral ECM I
'Hypnos' Multispectral ECM I

Covert Ops Cloaking Device II
Skirmish Warfare Link - Rapid Deployment II
Light Missile Launcher II, Scourge Fury Light Missile
Light Missile Launcher II, Scourge Fury Light Missile
Light Missile Launcher II, Scourge Fury Light Missile
Light Missile Launcher II, Scourge Fury Light Missile

Medium Higgs Anchor I
Medium Trimark Armor Pump II
Medium Trimark Armor Pump II

Tengu Offensive - Covert Reconfiguration
Tengu Electronics - Obfuscation Manifold
Tengu Propulsion - Fuel Catalyst
Tengu Engineering - Capacitor Regeneration Matrix
Tengu Defensive - Warfare Processor

[Loki, Trojan]

1600mm Rolled Tungsten Compact Plates
Imperial Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane
Damage Control II
Dark Blood Energized Explosive Membrane
Gyrostabilizer II

Warp Disruptor II
100MN Y-S8 Compact Afterburner
Stasis Webifier II
Stasis Webifier II

220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M
Covert Ops Cloaking Device II
220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M
220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M
220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M
220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II, Republic Fleet EMP M
[Empty High slot]

Medium Trimark Armor Pump II
Medium Trimark Armor Pump II
Medium Higgs Anchor I

Loki Defensive - Adaptive Shielding
Loki Offensive - Covert Reconfiguration
Loki Propulsion - Intercalated Nanofibers
Loki Engineering - Power Core Multiplier
Loki Electronics - Immobility Drivers

3 comments:

  1. Those cunts deserve everything they get.

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  2. Yeah awesome idea! You managed to make this work yet?

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    1. At the moment, I am a solo roaming wormhole hobo.

      But the place to make this work would be either a batphone or as a doctrine for a small corp.

      To pull it off you'd need;
      a) to have the ships built
      b) the players
      c) find the dildos camping a wormhole to try it on

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