5.5 Magnitude Quake in Bogota Claims 1 Victim

So, stalking a few nestors, through a crit hole, this guy warps his helios to the entry to scout, and forgets to cloak, and starts orbiting. So I figure, jump in the Dick Virus and scrub him out with some smart bombs.

This fails, so I figure he's AFK and use the Stratios.

Helios. Pod.

Then, half an hour later or so, he convoes Miskoranda

Miskoranda > o/
Andres M Afanador > o7
Andres M Afanador > lol
Andres M Afanador > http://www.eltiempo.com/colombia/otras-ciudades/temblor-en-huila/16738825
Andres M Afanador > i had no time to log off
Miskoranda > AFK?
Andres M Afanador > and earthqueke hot my city
Miskoranda > oh, lol
Andres M Afanador > lol
Miskoranda > jeez
Miskoranda > Is your house OK?
Andres M Afanador > yes
Andres M Afanador > i live in a 9th florr so i was downmstaris
Andres M Afanador > lol
Miskoranda > That's good. Space ships are easy to replace
Andres M Afanador > http://i.imgur.com/qNEZeyV.png
Miskoranda > I hope you can get that ship back!
Andres M Afanador > tje implants
Andres M Afanador > and dammit the killboard
Andres M Afanador > got lucky there m8
Miskoranda > Well, it's a good tale.
Andres M Afanador > fly safe!!
Andres M Afanador > hahah yes that why i contact you
Andres M Afanador > Zero Tears
Miskoranda > Yeah, I was hoping to get your mates in the Nestors but I tried for the Helios cause I figured you'd see anyone coming in.
Miskoranda > If only I had known you were AFK due to earthquake

RIP