- Make a funny promo video
- Plead like a child in Recruitment
- Pathetically stalk successful Alliances trying to join them
- Spam any other corp which spams in Recruitment with Alliance spam requests
- Spam any CEO you see in Amarr or Jita Local
- Create 6 corporations of your own, stocked with alts, and make them apply to your shitty alliance
- Stalk evewho.com for new Delta members list, seeking growing corps which are unaligned
- Know some other corp and merge into an alliance
- Siege their wormhole POS
Sunday, 31 August 2014
The Enemy of Myself is My Friend
How to get corporations to join your Alliance in EVE Online (an exhaustive list) in order of decreasing lameness:
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