How to get corporations to join your Alliance in EVE Online (an exhaustive list) in order of decreasing lameness:
- Make a funny promo video
- Plead like a child in Recruitment
- Pathetically stalk successful Alliances trying to join them
- Spam any other corp which spams in Recruitment with Alliance spam requests
- Spam any CEO you see in Amarr or Jita Local
- Create 6 corporations of your own, stocked with alts, and make them apply to your shitty alliance
- Stalk evewho.com for new Delta members list, seeking growing corps which are unaligned
- Know some other corp and merge into an alliance
- Siege their wormhole POS
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